my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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