this beer tastes like vomit already
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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