We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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