Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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