does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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