i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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