I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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