what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Two words: nipple clamps
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