At least make sure they are 18
Why
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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