your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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