Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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