um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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