overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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