We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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