so that wasnt chicken after all
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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