i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Someone signed my nipple.
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