I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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