I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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