Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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