Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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