Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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