That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
COCAINE IS GR8
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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