Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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