Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
kristin has been a bad kristin
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
ok first of all what the fuck
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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