Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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