I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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