drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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