Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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