Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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