everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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