Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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