come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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