Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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