That's intense
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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