I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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