He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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