Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love having hate sex.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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