it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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