guys are only as good as the porn they watch
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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