why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize