Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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