Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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