you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
