We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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