Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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