THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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