Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Farmville is her only friend.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Randomize