There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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