giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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