he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Randomize
