So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can text with my tongue
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i need some magic done to my vagina
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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