Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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