But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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