Having a random hookup so left but love u
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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